blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

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(via zackisontumblr)

mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE I’M DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE I’M AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESN’T DESERVE YOUR LOVE.

(via alibaka-kun)